UK Car Jokes.

Mick: "This car you sold me is useless"

Andy: "What's wrong with it?"

Mick: "Within a week of me buying it, one of the doors fell off, all the lights failed, the exhaust dropped off, and the steering wheel came off in my hands. I thought you said the car had one careful owner?"

Andy: "So I did. But the second owner wasn't quite so careful ....."