UK Car Jokes

A policeman stopped a motorist one evening and asked him "Excuse me sir, but do you realise you are driving without a rear light?"

The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car and gave a huge groan. His distress seemed so obvious that the policeman was sympathetic.

"Now, you don't have to take it so hard" he said "It isn't all that serious"

"Isn't it?" cried the motorist "Whats happened to my b****y caravan?"