UK Car Jokes
The 'Seven Ten' cap
The other day I was in the local auto part store.
A lady came in and asked
for a seven ten cap.
We all looked at each other and said, "What's a seven
ten cap?"
She said "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost
some how and I need a new one."
"What kind of a car is it on,"
they asked? Now I'm thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten but no, she said its
a Buick. "OK lady, how big is it?" She makes a circle with her hands
about 3 1/2 inches in diameter.
"What does it do?," we asked.
She
said, "I don't know, but its always been there."
One of us gave her a
note pad and asked her if she could draw a picture of it. She makes a circle
about 3 1/2 inches in diameter and in the center she writes 710.
The guys behind
the counter are looking at it upside down as she writes it...and they just fall
down behind the counter laughing so hard in hysterics.
One guy said, "I
think you want an oil cap."
She said, "Seven Ten cap, oil cap, I don't
care what you call it, I just need one, and I don't see what is so funny about
it." Yes, she was a blonde.
Note: If you read "710" upside down.... it is spells OIL!!