A blonde bimbo had just got a new flashy sports coupe.

Out for her first drive she carved up a lorry driver, making him very angry, he indicated for her to pull over.

She pulled up not knowing why.

The lorry driver jumped angrily from his motor and pulled some chalk out of his pocket.

He then drew a circle onto the pavement.

Then he told the good-looking senseless blonde to stand in the circle and not to move out of it.

The lorry driver then went to the car and began to cut the leather upholstery with a blade.

Turning to the blonde he was amazed to see her very smug and grinning at him.

Angrier he then went to get his baseball bat, and he noticed again the blonde beginning to laugh.

He became angrier and smashed all of the sports car windows.

Looking again at the blonde he was astounded to see her chuckling which angered him further.

So he went back to her car and sliced all of its tyres.

He looked over to the blonde again and she was almost laughing aloud.

Not the best way to control the mans anger, but she could not control herself.

The lorry driver went back to his cab and collected a fuel can. He looked at the blonde who was then actually laughing. Most annoyed he poured the fuel onto the car and set it on fire.

The blonde then fell about laughing uncontrollably.

"What is so funny?" the driver asked the blonde.

She replied "every time you are stupid enough to stop looking at me I step out of your chalked circle"