UK Car Jokes
Truck Driver Lawyer and a priest.
A truck driver frequently traveled through a small town where there was a
courthouse at the side of the road. Of course, there were always lawyers
walking along the road. The truck driver made it a practice to hit any
pedestrian lawyers with his truck as he sped by. One day, he spotted a
priest walking along the road and stopped to give him a ride. A little
further along, as he approached the town, he spotted a lawyer walking
along the side of the road.
Automatically, he veered his truck towards the lawyer, but...then he
remembered his passenger. He swerved back to the center, but he heard a
"whump" and in the rear view mirror he spotted the lawyer
rolling across the field. He turned to the priest and said, "Father,
I'm sure that I missed that lawyer." And the priest replied,
"That's OK, my son, I got him with the door."