UK Car Jokes
Mercedes Convertible
There was a middle-aged guy who bought a brand new Mercedes convertible
SLK.
He took off down the road, flooring it up to 80 mph and he enjoyed
the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head.
"This is great," he thought, and floored it some more. He looked
in his rear view mirror and there was a marked police car behind him, blue
lights flashing and siren blasting. "I can get away from him with no
problem," thought the man, and he floored it some more and flew down
the road at over 120-mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too
old for this kind of thing," and pulled over to the side of the road
and waited for the Police to catch up with him.
The Police pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man.
"Sir," he said looking at his watch, "My shift ends in 30
minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a reason why you
were speeding, that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The
man looked back at the officer and said, "Last week my wife ran off
with a police man, and I thought you were bringing her back." The
police man said, "Have a nice day."