Joke 1
Me and my mate are in my Mercedes, my mate is drunk so he sits in the back.
"What's that target for on the front of the car?" he asks. "Oh,
that's so I
can run people over easier" I replied. I saw a zebra crossing up ahead with
someone crossing it. "here's someone you can hit now" says my mate. I
drove
at them but swerved around them at the last moment to avoid losing my
license. "You missed" says my mate in the back, "but don't worry
I got him
with the back door!"
Joke 2
There are 5 blokes touring Europe in an Audi Quattro and they get to the
Spanish border. "passports please" asks the attendant. So they hand
them
over. After a few minutes examining the passports the attendant says "there
are five of you in this four person car". "there's allowed to be"
argues the
driver "it's a five person car, it says here in the manual."
"no" argues the
attendant, "Quattro means four." after a while more arguing the driver
asks
to see the border controller. "Oh, he's busy at the moment," replies
the
attendant "over there with those two guys in that Fiat Uno!"
Submitted by Liam King
www.ukcar.com