UK Car Jokes
New York taxi driver
An Englishwoman and her young son were
travelling in a taxi in New York.
As they were driving through a rather seedy
looking part of town, the boy became fascinated by the garishly made up women in
short skirts and high heels who seemed to be accosting some of the men passing
by.
"Mummy" the boy asked, "what are those ladies doing?"
The mother, clearly embarrassed by the question, replied: "I expect they're
lost and are asking people for directions"
The taxi driver overhead this and interrupted: "why not tell me boy the
truth, those women are prostitutes."
The mother blushed more brightly at
this remark but the boy wouldn't let it go:
"What are prostitutes Mummy, are they like other women, do they have
children too?"
"Of course" the mother replied, "that's where New York taxi drivers come from."