UK Car Jokes
A Pig and a woman motorist
A woman is driving down a road.
A man is driving
down the same road from the opposite direction.
As they pass each other, the man
leans out the window and yells "PIG!!"
The woman immediately leans out
her window and yells "JERK!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the woman rounds the next curve she crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road!