UK Car Jokes
Tiger Woods and Ole
Tiger Woods drives his Volvo into a petrol station near Duluth while on
vacation.
Ole, putting air in his tyre, greets him in a typical
Scandinavian manner, unaware who the golf pro is. "Top o' da morning
to you young fella!"
As Tiger leans over to get out of the car, two tees fall out of his top
pocket onto the ground. "What are dey son?", asks Ole.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"And what would dey
be for den?", inquires Ole.
"They're for resting my balls on
while I am driving," says Tiger Woods.
"Jaysus",says Ole,
"Dem boys at Volvo just tink of everything!"