UK Car Jokes

How do you make a Yugo go faster?
A tow truck.


What do you call the shock absorbers inside a Yugo?
Passengers.


Two guys in a Yugo were arrested last night in London following a push-by shooting incident.

The new Yugo has an air bag. When you sense an impending accident, start pumping real fast.
A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a petrol cap for my Yugo." The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair trade."


I have also said for years that the car is named because "Yugo, but it doesn't".


How can you get a Yugo to do 60 miles an hour?
Push it over a cliff.

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